ZzZartin the lion

20, drummer, lion, awkwarder, dead kid.
MY FUTURE WIFE #1

MY FUTURE WIFE #1

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

(via lissyheartsyou)

man-of-prose:

The Darjeeling Limited, directed by Wes Anderson

man-of-prose:

The Darjeeling Limited, directed by Wes Anderson